Have grand ideas of how to live your best life? Write them down in our Caucasian Opportunities journal inspired by Joanne the Scammer. This faux-leather journal is lined and 8.5" x 5.5" x .75". It comes with a free Messy, Ruthless Bitch pencil and a pink That's Canceled eraser.
Our Hella Thirsty 17oz aluminum sports bottle is a perfect option for cold drinks and a great alternative to disposable bottles. The screw-on lid with metal carabiner clip makes this water bottle portable for a woman on the go.